You might not know this about me (I mean, there's pretty much NO REASON why you would) but I've always been interested in doing standup comedy. Comic artist, standup comic, comic relief at my last job, maybe I just wanted to keep the word "comic" really involved in my career all the time.

Anyways, I have a note on my phone of all of the stupid ideas for jokes that have come into my head. Many of which are about various comings and goings of sex, who could have guessed. I always figured that being really good at eating shellfish probably lends itself to being proficient in the bedroom, and you might think that's gross, and you'd be right.

Hopefully you take your loved one out to a low country boil this Valentine's Day! ;)

See you next time, dear reader.